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A post to share about Negotiating and bartering Skills =)
MAKES GOOD SENSE!!!
NEGOTIATING & BARTERING SKILLS
Doing Business
Morris (the father) says to his son:
"I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
The son says: "I will choose my own bride."
Morris says: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
The son answers: "Well, in that case, yes, ok."
Morris then approaches Bill Gates and says:
"I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates answers: "But my daughter is too young to get married!"
Morris says: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, ok."
Finally Morris goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Morris says: "I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president."
The president answers: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Morris says: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
The President answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, ok."
And that is how successful people do business.
NEGOTIATING & BARTERING SKILLS
Doing Business
Morris (the father) says to his son:
"I want you to marry a girl of my choice."
The son says: "I will choose my own bride."
Morris says: "But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter."
The son answers: "Well, in that case, yes, ok."
Morris then approaches Bill Gates and says:
"I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates answers: "But my daughter is too young to get married!"
Morris says: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, ok."
Finally Morris goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Morris says: "I have a young man to recommend as a vice-president."
The president answers: "But I already have more vice-presidents than I need."
Morris says: "But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law."
The President answers: "Ah, in that case, yes, ok."
And that is how successful people do business.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Some Things are just not going the way you want it to be... =(
It will just change slowly without even you knowing it
Monday, March 8, 2010
Friday, March 5, 2010
Another Joke to share. =)
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
slim,
tall,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,
slim,
tall,
38D breast,
24" waist and
34" hips.
When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."
HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
